1. breakinq:

    following back heaps

    (Source: b3tweenthelines, via inflictionn)

     

  2. 4littleliars:

    simplypotterheads:

    I like how all of these 11-17 year olds are just going to school with vampires and werewolves and giant spiders and vicious three-headed dogs in their backyard, yet they need a permission slip with an iron-clad parent/guardian signature to go have a harmless butterbeer at the nearby wizarding village. 

    Okay, Hogwarts. Okay.

    oh hogwarts

    (via thegeekyblogger)

     
  3. cali4niabullets:

    THIS IS SO WELL DONE IT SCARED ME

    (Source: uphayinaphu, via thegeekyblogger)

     

  4. unfollowlng:

    seenaill:

    unfollowlng:

    If you think your mom overreacts just remember once my mom cancelled our trip to New York because I refused to eat the meatloaf she made

    my mom accused me of selling my birth certificate and social security to the black market when she couldn’t find them

    you win

    (via fuckwhatustandfor)

     

  5. sappling:

    white boy: let’s play 21 questions ;)
    me: okay
    white boy: you go first
    me: why did you kill Martin Luther King jr. ?

    (via fuckwhatustandfor)

     

  6. missingeharmony:

    heybrittini:

    judgehatchett:

    no one’s an atheist 30 seconds before an orgasm

    OH MY FUCKING GOD

    that’s the spirit

    (Source: dutchster, via fuckwhatustandfor)

     
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  8. "

    1. Your skin may never be perfect, and that’s okay.

    2. Life is too short not to have the underwear, the coffee, and the haircut you want.

    3. Everyone (including your family, your coworkers, and your best friend) will talk about you behind your back, and you’ll talk about them too. It doesn’t mean you don’t love each other.

    4. It’s okay to spend money on things that make you happy.

    5. Sometimes without fault or reason, relationships deteriorate. It will happen when you’re six, it will happen when you’re sixty. That’s life.

    "
    — Five things I am trying very hard to accept (via aumoe)

    (via moonshineandmagnolias)

     

  9. madehimsaycomfychairs:

    thebeauty-isa-beast:

    curvellas:

    my fall look today is winged eyeliner, plum lipstick, and a look on my face like i’m fucking your boyfriend and can’t wait for you to find out.

    My fall look is simple liner with bold lashes, burgundy lipstick, a gleam in my  eyes that let’s men know that I’ll suck their dick, their money out of their bank accounts, and the souls right out of their bodies.

    this is my favorite post on tumblr currently

    (via enchanted-daily)

     
  10. youwillunderstand:

    Sometimes I wonder what it’d be like to find perfection in my pride, to see nothing in the light